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joe buck'd

the act of jinxing or screwing oneself over by talking about a situation before it actually happens similar to the sports announcer, Joe Buck.
Joe Buck "Reyes has never hit a home run off of mariano rivera in the 9th inning with 2 outs and....OMG ITS HIGH ITS LONG ITS GONEEEEE ITS OUTT OF HEREEE"

sally "i never had a condom break inside of me"
tom "you just joe buck'd yourself
by the feefees December 31, 2009
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Joe Bro'd

1.Coming into contact with one or more of the Jonas brothers.

2.To be owned by the Jonas brothers.

3. To be chaste.

4. Feels like sticking your hand in a jar of peanut butter with sparkley lover boy magic jewels, only to be scauled by placing your hand in a boiling hot joe butt.
"You just got joe bro'd!"
"Put some joe bro on that shit!"
"If you aint joe broin, ya aint livin"
"You totally just got joe bro'd in the face"
" Sarah Joe Bro Pereira"
"Michael "Teddy" just go joe bro'd"
" Trent would love to joe bro all night long"
" JOE BROOOO'd!"
by Joe Bro Bear Mama October 13, 2009
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Joe Bloggs

Joe Bloggs was the name of a clothing brand which became popular during the Madchester baggy era of the late 1980's.

Even though no-one has actually worn Joe Bloggs clothes since about 1993, teachers in Britain (due to a lack of imagination) continually refer to this as an example name.
Teacher: "If I have nine apples and Joe Bloggs takes away three apples, how many do I have left?"
Pupil: "Who the fuck is this Joe Bloggs? Sounds like a pikey bastard if he has to steal apples."
by Groucho Marxist September 7, 2006
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As Joe Biden Would Say...

A euphemistic way to reference Joe Biden's famous open mike reference to the Health Care Reform bill. Used in polite conversation with those current on political events.
You won the lottery? Wow! As Joe Biden would say...
by lwray March 24, 2010
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Joe Bauserman

The most incompetent Quarterback in the history of Ohio State football.
Announcer: Joe Bauserman back to pass, and he throws it to the third row of the stands!
by UpsetBuckeye October 8, 2011
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Joe Budden

-A hater or "PUSSY".
-A emotional old school rapper who hates on the new generation of Hip Hop.(Lil Yatchy,Migos, mumble rappers)
"If a nigga hatin, call him Joe budden!"- Quavo
pussy hater peon
by Diesel1025 December 15, 2017
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Joe-Bit

A person who has a very small penis.
Andy is such a joe-bit.
by stargirl11 November 25, 2011
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