by B-doggy dawg April 27, 2009
by Bioptic_Sniper May 31, 2009
Caller: Oh, yeah LeBron is something. By the way, what do you think about Joe Biden?
Jock Jock: What team does he play for?
Jock Jock: What team does he play for?
by longtimecaller July 10, 2010
A jock is a young male whose entire life revolves around proving that he is superior to everone else, hence, the involvement in competitive sports. Jocks are trained to trample on other people without feeling any remorse. Some females can be jocks, too. The important thing is NOT that they are actually good at sports, but that they ernestly believe that they are superior and that they act that way. They, of course, have their circle of friends (as many as possible, so as to show everyone how "friendly" they are and to make themselves feel good) who they do acknowledge as nearly their equals. But anybody else is dirt beneath their feet and not worthy to even speak to them.
You see them everywhere. Some stop being jocks after high school, when they find out they really weren't that great after all, even in their chosen sport. Others remain jocks throughout college, or welding school, or whatever. Some remain jocks into their thirties and beyond. By then, it has nothing to do with sports. It's all in the attitude as, of course, it always was.
by Varbir March 31, 2006
A complete muscle head who thinks having a life riddled with friends and women who's only good feature is the body will actually get them somewhere. One who goes out of his wasy to look for flaws in people. Is always trying to look cool by wearing the latest style.
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by Bill June 19, 2004
Stupid idiot selfish wealthy athlete who gets all respect and all girls in high school, who usually gets bad grades and gets nowhere in life. These people pick on the 'nerds' and smart people bcuz they think they're too 'cool' to study or do any work, so they pick on the minority student who isn't so popular. All the girls pay attention to him and ignore the hardworking, achieving students who work hard. Also, the only thing in these guys's brains are their sport, no one elses and nothing else.
by gplpark92 July 25, 2006
Dumbass athletes who get all the chicks in high school. They end up bagging our groceries, cleaning public toilets and flipping burgers at McDonald's after high school. They usually like group showers with other jocks after doing their dumbass sports.
by PhQ April 20, 2004