jizzstick

1) A person characterized by the properties of semen.
2) A stick on which one jizzes.

Pablo: Did you hear about Rodney? He is made of semen.
Chad: What a jizzstick.

by jizztastic_jizzer January 11, 2011

jobtastic

'Jobtastic' - adjective. A subsidiary of the word 'fantastic' with the addition of faeces.

Example 'I had a jobtastic day' - a great day heavily involving faeces in some manner. Whether excretion, smearing or juggling. (not to be confused with a 'shit day') - see 'Nutella' for more definitions.

by Dr J.Shithouse-Oxford University October 25, 2014

Jizznastics

Ejaculating volume of Olympic-like proportions.

I did jizznastics with my dong all over the tig’ol’bitties!!!

by Ej1984 March 3, 2019

Jinnastica

Jinnastica is one of the most beautiful nickname ever, only used for the most beautiful people, people called Jinnastica are amazing, charming and genuinely funny.

Giorgio Giovanni: "do you know Jinnastica"

Emily: "yes she is the best person I've ever met#

by stoopid gigi July 20, 2021

Joetastic

A way to show excitement on an unforeseen level (or, a hyperbole for being exited.)

"hey dude look at that dog riding that motorcycle"
"dude that's totally joetastic"

by 1Domino April 8, 2024

jimnastics

What you'll hafta regularly perform to stay in shape if you chow down on too many of Mr. Dean's salty calories-laden breakfast-sausages.

Like da hips-swinging Elvis, da famous "Big John" singer was known for fancy jimnastics while he performed onstage.

by QuacksO0 June 8, 2025

Big Jutastic

Is big, usually of African American decent having unatural strength, slaps real hard, and thinks he runs crap for no reason; Powerful; Strong; Large

Thats a big cup, that must be Big Jutastic size.

by The Greatness Himself July 15, 2010