Jingle Johnson

A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic

Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021

Jingle Boobs

Big bouncy breasts that the person with the humoungus boobs have her spouse or friend play with them.

Another song to ruin Christmas

Jingle boobs jingle boobs jingle left and right
Oh what fun it is to play with them every day and night

by okidokibabie December 17, 2017

Christmas Jingle

When a girl gives you that long awaited blow job on Christmas day...enjoy it, it only comes once a year. Can be used in front of large audiences as a covert term to communicate 'private' intentions.

Hey baby, you think you wanna sing a Christmas jingle later on?

Damn....that girl knows how to sing her Christmas jingle.

My favorite Christmas jingle is about 20 minutes long.

by eljefe123 December 25, 2010

jingle jammer

A person that is constantly singing jingles out loud that they heard on television commercials.

Judy won't stop singing the song from that insurance commercial. She is such a jingle jammer...

by scrags2012 May 2, 2020

Jingle Dick

ADJ.
A little dick with big testicles

You a stupid Jingle Dick

by Hipster_boy January 5, 2015

jingle-ass

Similar to a dumb-ass. Think of an ass with jingle bells hanging from his behind.

Can you believe he's up there karaoke-ing to ABBA? What a jingle-ass.

by Manimal22 June 13, 2008

Jingle bobs

Breast looking similar to testicals. Hairy, veiny and gross looking.

Yo man! Last night I watched some old people porn. The old lady had jingle bobs!

by OlivaHessum March 31, 2009