Jeanettics

Finding out that your friend Jeanette's parents are very closely related, even closer than cousins. usually follows that awkward question "Why do you have six fingers on each hand....?"

Mel : "Hey Jeanette! How come you have three legs, dude??"
Jeanette "It's 'cause of my Jeanettics dawg. My brother's my dad!"
Mel "OOH" Hi six, sista!"

by Schmilliemoo March 30, 2011

jewneuver

the act of getting around an obstacle in a way that a jew might use

brad just jewneuvered his way out of that speeding ticket.

by bacon024 September 10, 2009

Jenette

All I gotta say is that Jenette is a good friend but she will leave you for some white people and FaceTime them instead of you . And she will move in with them , when they leave high school 😔👊🏽

Jenette- I have to go back the FaceTime

Nikole- leave me to go face time your white friends

by Joyleen:) April 1, 2020

fucking jeanette

A bitch ass hoe who denies your Walmart discount

Can’t buy my grocery because of a fucking jeanette

by Balakay.watson September 16, 2018

jeanette

the best teacher in the world who loves white guys

omg my teacher is mrs.jeanette cute funny cool

by jeanetteskid508 April 7, 2014

Jewnut

Natalie Frank is a Jewnut. A Jewnut is someone whom comes to another country, in this case America and has been here for quite a long time and yet still has a terrible accent and cannot interact properly with anyone. A mix of Jewish, loner, and fail.

You call it being shy, I call it Jewnut.

by OmNomNomRoflcopter May 3, 2009

Jeanette

A girl that traps a guy by not taking her pill and getting pregnant.

Take this pill bitch, don't jeanette me.

by Seasonique February 17, 2010