Derek Jeter

To give someone herpes

1. Dude you better wrap your tool, I heard that bitch Derek Jetered the entire football team.

by #youonlyyoloonce April 15, 2019

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Jeter

jeter is the most caring, loving, boy you will ever meet. he really cares about you and tries to do anything to make others happy. hes really funny and is always gonna be there for you. i love my jeter and you need one too. they are the best person in the world and i wouldn’t trade him for anything. hes the best and deep down he has that soft spot that no one knows about untill you get close with them. they are truly the best

i love jeter

by ilovejeter March 17, 2022

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Jeter basket

A basket filled with choice items given to one's one-night stands at the conclusion of the evening.

Mariah couldn't wait to show me all the autograph baseballs she received in her Jeter basket.

by Yeah Jeets! August 9, 2022

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JETER

alien sent to Planet #3 aka Earth to create and shit on niggas humbly.

aint no examples or sentence to describe JETER

by jeeLOCKO March 28, 2021

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Jeter

The best weed money can buy. Usually heard around New York or eastcoast. The term comes from famous player Derek Jeter.

Mike: Hey Jamal, let me get an 8th of Jeter

Jamal: Sorry Mike, I only got the cheap stuff right now.

by Heraldedy May 14, 2021

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jeter stat

A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.

Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.

Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.

by Brooo53 October 12, 2019

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