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Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater

1. An exclamation used when in pain or shock.

2. The indie Jesus.
1. Guy: "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater! That fucking hurt!"

2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."
by Lunar Escape January 11, 2009
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Jesus christ monkey balls

Originally used by Eric Cartman in South park.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.
Friend 1- Hey, I just bought the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 4, want to go play it?
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!
by Nick Durp April 29, 2008
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Jesus Christ

A carpenter, a complex, caused alot of headache. Oy Vey
Guy at door: Have you found Jesus Christ?
Guy in house: You lost him?
by stoolybird October 26, 2006
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1. One of the largest donors to Proposition 8 in California, which effectively stripped same sexed couples of marriage equality. The LDS church explained their position as one protecting children, though unfounded as all mainstream health and psychological institutions share in an opposing position.
Proposition 8 was one of the most visible state propositions of the 2008 election cycle. It's passage was largely credited to he Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints in addition to other conservative groups.
by LA Speedy January 26, 2009
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Jesus Christ

The only name that has the power to save, to heal, and to bless—the Name that is above all other names that can set people free from evil spirits and bondages and restore broken relationships.
Jesus Christ gives birth to the Christian communitythe only one that exists for the sake of non-members—whose aim is to bring in the lost sheep that are “outside” God’s Kingdom.
by MathPlus November 19, 2017
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Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick

A term used when an incident is so shockingly heinous, the simple exclamation, "Jesus Christ!" doesn't do it justice.

Imagery: Jesus Christ, impaled by a Hot Dog on a Stick (tm), aka a corn dog.

The most common image is one of Jesus Christ with a corn dog inserted into his rectum, though different examples of various Orifices of Christ can be found with a simple search on the World Wide Web.

(This definition is not endorsed by the company, Hot Dog on a Stick. However, the definition was originally penned by one of the company employees.)
Kid: "Dad, I'm in jail for stealing the neighbor's car, crashing it into a Walmart, then putting my dick into the tailpipe while the engine was still running."
Dad: "Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick!!! Rot in prison, you sick little fuck. You're disowned."
by Todd Jenkem July 28, 2011
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Jesus Christ

An exclamation on par with "holy shit!" "What the hell?!"
*something crazy happens*
John: "Jesus Christ! What just happened?!
by ZahhakNJ September 23, 2016
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