jessica simpson

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.

*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..

by Weapons of no mass destruction September 9, 2006

Jessica Jung

- Sleepy head of Girls' Generation. Hates cucumbers. Ice Princess to be defined exactly. Arrogant and high pitched lady. Violent. Believed to be another Shikshin of SNSD. And btw, she's a member of Girls' Generation.

- Paired Up with Taeyeon as they made the Byun Vocalists.

- Yuri's Wife.

- She and Tiffany are the derp couple.

- Sunny and she are the dumb couple.

- Have a large number of fanboys.

Omg! Jessica Jung is so cute!

by idontcarewhattheysay July 10, 2011

Jessica Chastain

Seriously! Has no one defined the beauty of this immortal goddess yet?! Well I guess I will! Jessica Chastain is among the most gorgeous beings to walk this earth. Not only is she a talented actress but she is also among the world's most proactive humanitarians. Everyone should strive to be more like Jessica Chastain!

One day God looked down on the Earth and saw that it needed more beauty so he created Jessica Chastain and saw that she was perfect in every way.

Some random person: Hey who was that gorgeous redhead who just walked by?
Other random person: Oh that was Jessica Chastain! She's the most beautiful person in the world!
Another random person: Whoa! I know her! I'm gonna go home and watch that movie Lawless because she's in it!

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx October 3, 2019

Jessica

A common name for 80's babies. Also, an extremely sexy and intelligent female, a goddess if you will.

Wow, her looks, her curves, her smile, her eyes , and personality is bangin'. She must be a Jessica!!!!

by Blu_eyez84 December 19, 2016

Jessica

The girl Jessica is the hottest person you will ever see she will walk around with her gang/squad and she will make you fall for her and she will never care what other people think and guys will fall for her and if she likes you,you have to like her back because you never know when she falls in love with someone else

Yo Jessica is so hot

by Ask April 24, 2016

Jessica

Jessica is a very independent girl. She is well rounded and involves herself in many activities with many people. Although she is independent she is a reliable and loyal friend when it comes down to it. Jessica’s weakness is her short temper. It’s easy to get on her nerves, but if you’re careful enough, she’s always a joy to be around. Jessica also typically has a loving family, that will always be there for her. Other than entertaining herself with countless clubs, she loves hanging out with them as well as her closest friends. Jessica is also known to be a scholar, trying her best in school. She is almost always involved in some sort of learning experience, but also typically has a well paying job. Juggling all her activities may also stress her out at times, but she is committed and says it is well worth it.

Jessica is an individual but enjoys time spent with friends, and is involved in many activities, including schooling and clubs.

by AllNames February 16, 2019

Jessica

She is super gorgeous and amazing and everyone loves her. Her smile will brighten your day. But the boys love her. Watch out. She's Miss Steal-Your-Man

A: Hey. Isn't that your boyfriend?
B: Jessica stole him.

by Shejustwalkedinbiatch October 30, 2017