Carpet jerking

Jerking off in someone else’s room

Stop carpet jerking and get the fuck outta my room

by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019

I am just jerking your horse

Similar to the phrase "I am just jerking your chain". This phrase is said after you let someone know that what you said previous to the phrase itself was simply in jest, and you were trying to get a rise out of them.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.

Sam: Holy shit, Thomas you better get outside someone is towing your car.

Thomas: Oh fuck!

*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*

Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.

Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.

by L K-9 May 2, 2016

Jerking the Colon Boner

Milking the prostate.

"I hate it when Sally walks in on me jerking the colon boner," complained Jim.

by ToxxicPinkk December 17, 2012

jerking off stalefish

The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.

I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.

by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007

Jerking Off

1. The act of masturbating.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.

"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."

by allnaturalMSG May 21, 2008

jerking it

Masurbating
MSY-ing it
Yankin' the chain
Yankin' it

What are you doing?
Jerking it.
Cool

by A.A.A. June 16, 2006

Jerking

The act of chewing delicious beef jerkey either being of the teriyaki or peppered flavor.(Like Jesse Brings)

Hey bro, whats up?" "nothing much, just jerking" "oh man, i want some!

by Rlvers January 7, 2011