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Adam Jenkins 

An absolute fucknut
He is a fat cunt who can rape you with his eyes.
He should be shot in the kneecaps because the bullet will bounce off anywhere else
Adam Jenkins: Get in my office

Innocent child: (mutters under his breath) SHIT

Adam Jenkins: (eye rape)

Innocent child: (dies of stroke)

Old Man Jenkins 

Similar to Mr. Wilson of the popular Dennis The Menace series, though with a hint of Mr. Magoo. Grumpy and bumbling, usually always gets his "come-uppens'"
Old Man Jenkins was chasing after the neighbor's bratty 7 year old kid but slipped on a banana peel just as he was about to grab the kid.
Old Man Jenkins by K. Aman March 16, 2005

Leroy Jenkins 

Something you yell loudly before doing something epic. Works especially well in sports or video games, because in sports it helps you run faster. You have to say LETS DO THIS as you're going for it, and then say LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY...JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS as you're doing it.

*Note, in all of these examples below, yellingLETS DO THIS, LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY...JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS resulted in epic laughter from everyone in the vicinity.


Leroy Jenkins Situations:

1. Yesterday in PE volleyball, I jumped to spike the ball. As I jumped, I yelled, LETS DO THIS, LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY...JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS!

2. During a 100 meter dash, at the very end, I yelled, LETS DO THIS, LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY...JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS! And I won.

3. During lacrosse, as I sprinted towards the enemy goalie and jumped in the air to shoot, I yelled LETS DO THIS, LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY...JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS.

4. When I was playing Halo 3 multiplayer, I ran in to a room with guys that had a sword, rocket launcher, and brute shot, and I yelled LETS DO THIS, LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY...JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS and no scoped them all with a sniper rifle.



Leroy Jenkins by Shaolin Masta February 26, 2009

Chopper Jenkins

Adjective
To hastily rush into an important meeting or event that has been planned out, only to screw up and blow the whole thing causing embarassment to yourself and your colleagues.
Steve pulled a 'Chopper Jenkins' and messed up that presentation we'd been planning for for weeks.

Joe is such a 'Chopper Jenkins' for always rushing into things and screwing them up.

leroy jenkins 

The speeches from Braveheart, Rambo, Animal House and The Warriors all bow down to the battle cry of Leroy.
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIIIIINS

(translates to: leroy jenkins)
leroy jenkins by the_soul_man January 10, 2011

Charlie Jenkins 

The act of engaging in anal sex on the same night you meet the individual.

The act of engaging in dates in virtual locations such as mount hyjal in world of warcraft.
Guy #1: And then I stuck it in her butt...
Guy #2: Dude didn't you meet her last night?
Guy #1: Ya
Guy #2: .....What a Charlie Jenkins...
Guy #2: Where did you meet her?
Guy #1: In my WoW raid last night.
Charlie Jenkins by EKIFLOW February 16, 2010