A jelly bean

Be jealous.

- Are you jealous or what?
- You wish, - snorts.
- Cute.
- What do you think is cute?
- You’re such a jelly bean.
- F*ck off.

(Dialog from: "Our Language" by Sayako)

by harina_kim February 6, 2024

Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

Pink jelly bean

This has only 2 meanings: 1: Is another word for having genital herpes Warts / std . Usually means a clitoris is no longer a Fresh berry it has ‘crusted over’ like a jelly bean from having too much unprotected sex. Often used as a mild insult to describe diseased vagina . 2: It can also mean someone who is a so jealous to the point their face turns a flushed pink, meaning really jealous a red faced person usually female who is a hater

She had a pink jelly bean thats why they all left her thats why she gets jealous seeing happy couples

by Berrymuncher September 14, 2020

jelly beaned

when you’re completely fucked from illegal substances

“Oi mate last night I was absolutely jelly beaned”

by tmoney987654321 March 20, 2021

Jelly bean

Someone who is Jealous. Mainly a cute way to call out a side piece or the main with out offending their very existence.

Girl: *talking to someone other then the main*

Main: ... *looking mad as hell*

Girl: *tries to be cute knowing damn well she ain’t* aww, come here my little jelly bean!

by Jazogirl February 20, 2021

Jelly Bean

A fat, gay Mexican.

Guy1: So this fat vato walks up to me and asked if he could have my burrito. I wasn't even eating.

Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!

by Stasch42 October 21, 2017

Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar

Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period

Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there

by Coonass4life October 18, 2022