Sexiest man alive. Funny as fuck. He cares about you a lot. He always wants you to text first. He is lowkey shy, he just won’t tell you.
by miah. November 24, 2021
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by Cristia brown February 28, 2022
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by Konabugi December 23, 2018
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2. a happy boy sausage with no mustard in his knees with a huge dislike of potatoes bees, sex, and tafari
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4.guy who doesn't make moves on girls when given obvious chances
2. a happy boy sausage with no mustard in his knees with a huge dislike of potatoes bees, sex, and tafari
3. A guy who wishes he was as cool as taiquan so as a joke he post a definition of taiquan on urban dictionary that is wrong
4.guy who doesn't make moves on girls when given obvious chances
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guy 2: stop being such a jelani king
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guy 2: stop being such a jelani king
3.Jelani king + girl alone in room = feet being creamed
4. jelani king: " i wish i cud have taiquan's life sooooooo bad, guess i'll settle for mines
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Akshar is jehaan-mined.
by Aquabean October 11, 2010
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