Jedi Jerking

Pleasuring yourself with your mind just like a Jedi would.

Guy:"Do you know what i did yesturday"

Dude:"No what?"

Guy:"I was Jedi Jerking next to your mom"

by NHViolator January 16, 2014

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jedi nig

Sam Jackson, you little shit

I am the greatest Jedi Nig this side of the ghetto.

by Tom Jones June 16, 2003

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Muff jedi

One who is a master in muff

Steve is the next muff jedi

by King Saviola May 12, 2004

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The Jedi Code

There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the Force.

The Jedi must follow the Jedi Code to maintain a path of light

by Juswi Husai June 6, 2005

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Is a masterful performer in the bedroom. The Jedi Knight swings a big Light Saber and brings The Force everytime.

It also refers to a specific sexual maneuver (usually done in the Doggystyle position) where the male pulls the blanket over his head in order to resemble the hood of a Jedi Robe.

I had to show Stacy the force yesterday, so I pulled a Jedi Knight on that ass

by ELOHmoneySTACKz June 9, 2011

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Jedi Thumb

In an attempt to engage in anal sex with a female who is not initially interested in the activity, you approach your sexual partner while in the doggy style position and slowly work your thumb over her asshole in a calm, clock-wise and stroking motion. You slowly increase the pressure to instigate a pleasurable sensation, during vaginal intercourse, to influence her into accepting your penis in her rectum.

Friend: "Dude, I can't believe you got to take a ride on her Hershey Highway! I thought your girlfriend was scared of anal?!"

You: "She was; until I used my Jedi Thumb on her...'you want to let it in there'".

Friend: "Epic sir."

<instigate high five over beers>

by VTECsam April 26, 2010

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