Jedi Counsel

When everyone sits in a row (or circle). Each person has something to smoke weed from and they simultaneously smoke and pass. Everyone is always smoking something.. in the jedi fashion!

"Last night was awesome, John and I smoked three bowls and then watched That 70s Show forever"
"Pshht... we did jedi counsel for an hour"

by Emilee K. January 22, 2009

jedi nig

Sam Jackson, you little shit

I am the greatest Jedi Nig this side of the ghetto.

by Tom Jones June 16, 2003

Muff jedi

One who is a master in muff

Steve is the next muff jedi

by King Saviola May 12, 2004

The Jedi Code

There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the Force.

The Jedi must follow the Jedi Code to maintain a path of light

by Juswi Husai June 6, 2005

Jedi Knight

Is a masterful performer in the bedroom. The Jedi Knight swings a big Light Saber and brings The Force everytime.

It also refers to a specific sexual maneuver (usually done in the Doggystyle position) where the male pulls the blanket over his head in order to resemble the hood of a Jedi Robe.

I had to show Stacy the force yesterday, so I pulled a Jedi Knight on that ass

by ELOHmoneySTACKz June 9, 2011

jedi tripping

Taking Mushrooms, Molly and Acid at the same damn time

Her: What are you doing?
Him: Jedi tripping

Her: May the force be with you

by Magicmuffinn99 September 14, 2017

Jedi Thumb

In an attempt to engage in anal sex with a female who is not initially interested in the activity, you approach your sexual partner while in the doggy style position and slowly work your thumb over her asshole in a calm, clock-wise and stroking motion. You slowly increase the pressure to instigate a pleasurable sensation, during vaginal intercourse, to influence her into accepting your penis in her rectum.

Friend: "Dude, I can't believe you got to take a ride on her Hershey Highway! I thought your girlfriend was scared of anal?!"

You: "She was; until I used my Jedi Thumb on her...'you want to let it in there'".

Friend: "Epic sir."

<instigate high five over beers>

by VTECsam April 26, 2010