jak-bohn, verb--jackboned, jackboning
to use ones penis during intercourse as a construction worker uses a jack hammer.
to use ones penis during intercourse as a construction worker uses a jack hammer.
Me: Hey cuz you remember that yella chick '"Kesha" from High School.
Cuz: Yeah i member that bitch
Me: I just jackboned that bitch yesterday at the mo-mo
Cuz: Yeah i member that bitch
Me: I just jackboned that bitch yesterday at the mo-mo
by SloMo Jones February 21, 2011
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Jackball is word for which the meaning is subjective and entirely related to the user's state of mind. It ranges from the 'knucklehead' to the 'idiot' or 'moron' end of the scale depending upon whom you are referring.
Jackball is word for which the meaning is subjective and entirely related to the user's state of mind. It ranges from the 'knucklehead' to the 'idiot' or 'moron' end of the scale depending upon whom you are referring.
Example: When addressing a friend it is more likely meant in the 'knucklehead' sense. If you were driving down the road and some manic cuts you off or you're watching TV and Bush is trying to complete a sentence or pronounce the name a of a foreign dignitary and you yell, "JACKBALL!" Clearly, it is being employed in the 'idiot' or 'moron' sense.
by Jackball Hansen July 12, 2008
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1. Cruelly and violently oppressive brutal ruffians or assassins, usually wearing jackboots.
2. Heavily armed DEA agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless medicinal herbs.
3. Heavily armed ATF agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless cuban children.
4. Heavily armed FBI agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down evil terrorist's doors in search of lethal VX nerve gas.
1. Cruelly and violently oppressive brutal ruffians or assassins, usually wearing jackboots.
2. Heavily armed DEA agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless medicinal herbs.
3. Heavily armed ATF agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless cuban children.
4. Heavily armed FBI agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down evil terrorist's doors in search of lethal VX nerve gas.
The jackbooted thugs were tired after a long day of hassling hippies, killing terrorists, and rescuing young cuban boys.
by Eleusis October 14, 2003
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Get the jaybo mug.When someone is fed lines of bull shit on a daily basis and the bull shitter actually believes what he or she is saying but at the same time knows that he or she will never follow through on their word.
by Engulfed March 12, 2011
Get the jackburred mug.A mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around Jack Barbakat. In some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely death.
Symptoms may include:
- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)
- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch
- Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat
- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat
- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times
- Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat
- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)
- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day
- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)
- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat
- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added)
- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple
- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)
- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him
Symptoms may include:
- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)
- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch
- Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat
- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat
- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times
- Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat
- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)
- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day
- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)
- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat
- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added)
- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple
- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)
- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him
If you have any/all of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Jackbarakatitus is a serious illness, and should not be joked about. It can happen to ANYONE...even bunnies...
by Sexual Seahorse December 28, 2014
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"sometimes I itch my nuts and then sniff my hands..."
"What a jankbox!"
"Hi pretty lady, my name is Ben. wanna see me do the sackwag?"
"Jankbox strikes again!"
"What a jankbox!"
"Hi pretty lady, my name is Ben. wanna see me do the sackwag?"
"Jankbox strikes again!"
by Austin Schertz February 5, 2009
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