dirty jonathon

When someone sells pills and bags and doesn't do drugs eats burgers with just ketchup and cheese and bangs even the bluest of blue waffles

The dirty jonathon banged my wife

by Edward Obrien June 6, 2020

Johnathon

A nigga that takes dic picks and beats his meat to gay porn

Johnathon beated his meat in someone else’s bathroom

by BootyWarrior849295 October 31, 2019

Jonathon

someone who will shit talk you forever but is full of empty threats and wont do shit.

"He said he would..."
"He won't. He's a Jonathon."

by xobih November 20, 2016

Janthony

Last names probably gaylord

Oh look its janthony Gaylord

by Primp24 September 14, 2019

Jonathon Michael

when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other

Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.

by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010

jonathon baek

A wonderful human being, who has an unhealthy addiction to sports, rubber ducks, and a bloodline feud with unicorns. He has the best skin anyone has seen on a man, and goes on frequent golfing trips. He will probably be mean to you at first, but will get to know and appreciate you. Jonathon is a very intelligent funny person, and can teach you many things.

"Hey Jonathon Baek, can I use the bathroom?"
"I don't know, can you?"

by KaironeyBaloney May 15, 2019

johnathon

HE IS A BLOND HAIRED DICK

Man johnathon is a jerk

by OOOOOOOOf man October 10, 2019