japsai

the hole on the end of your shlong

she put a toothpick down my japsai

by McGee May 11, 2004

Japsy

A person who is of Japanese decent mixed with a gypsy. These people are usually extremely computer savvy and have the brains to fix many problems having to deal with putting things back together.

Jason: So my son thought it would be a good idea to take a mallet to my new Dell XPS and ended up cracking the screen a little bit, so I asked my new neighbor Brocks to fix it. He ended up giving me back a $15 piece of shit hunk of metal that I could have bought at The Home Depot for $10.

John: Wow, what a japsy!

Jason: The worst part is I can see him using the repaired Dell XPS in his living room...

by Flamereaver July 19, 2011

up yer japsy

japsy being the skanger pronounciation of 'japseye', a part of the penis. this term is usually used as a slag or insult,to rub salt in the wounds.

'ha vinny i beat you in fifa forfit again, up yer japsy, your shite'.

by strobalicious October 14, 2004

JapStamos

When you cross John Stamos with anybody of Japanese heritage, you get a JapStamos. Very different from a Romijn-Stamos, a JapStamos is more along the lines of a mythical creature with an asian accent, and a wicked nice ponytail. They also look Japanese of course!

"Did you see that Japanese dude with the cheesy mullet, what a JapStamos!"

by Davo A. February 8, 2007

jap's eye

Right there on the top of your dick. Out of it comes come and piss.

Aimed his jap's eye right at her throat and gave her a pearl necklace.

by Dick Splash November 8, 2003

jap's eye

the slit that blokes piss and cum out of on the end of their cock

I'm gonna shove a red hot needle down ya jap's eye

by DiGeneral April 4, 2003

Japslap

1.(v.) To strike or slap a person across the face in a powerful and painful manner.
2. (noun)A painful slap across one's face.

That dude was talking trash so I japslapped him in da face!

Don't make me japslap you!

Did you see how hard that dude japslapped him?

I'm about to japslap that bitch!

by kirkus maximus February 4, 2010