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Jannette

A very kind and caring girl. Tends to be quite talkative with those she's close with and values those conversations very much. They like to talk to new people and experience new things so she isn't someone that conforms with where she is currently in life. They are a very lovely girl that will be there for you when you need them the most and are amazing friends. They value loyalty above everything else so make sure to never lose their trust or else you may have ruined your friendship/relationship forever. The conversations you have with someone named Jannette might just be some of the deepest and interesting you have ever had. You can likely stay up all night talking to her and never let the conversation get stale. If you're lucky enough to meet a Jannette than treasure them as they will be someone you can rely on when things get tough.
Ex1. Jannette is such a nice person
Ex2. I stayed up all night talking with Jannette
by DETH0428 January 11, 2021
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janet jackson's breast

silicone filled and covered with silver sun nipple ring.
look at that over weight gay dude,, he has a janet jackson breast
by slkbenzman February 2, 2004
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Janet Jackson'd

A nipple or boob slipped out of suprise; an exposed breast without the notice of a women until too late.
Leyla from the Raw Diva search Janet Jackson'd near the middle of the Bikini Boot Camp!
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Janet Jackson

a fine ass momma who disappointed everyone by dating that midget jermaine dupri.
whoa! my girl bee-bee pulled a janet jackson by going out wit' dat loser!
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Jankety

Adj. (Jank-i-tee)
To be of poor quality, appearance, or run down. Is used interchangeably with "ghetto."
Look at his jankety ass shoes; you can see his toes hanging out.
by Mr. Eponymous November 9, 2007
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Janet

Janet is the source of all information and knowledge for humans within The Good Place, and she can also provide them with any object as requested. Janet has a boundless void into which she often retreats. Janet is used primarily as a personal assistant by the residents of The Good Place. Most people summon her by saying 'Hey, Janet' or ‘Janet‘. and she then appears with a cheerful BING noise to help you with any request. (she also have a Doodoo sound when she leaves)
Janet is neither a human nor an Eternal Being, but rather an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge; akin to an Artificial Intelligence. Furthermore, she is not a robot, nor is she a girl, and she politely points these out whenever anyone mistakes her for being either one. However, Janet uses she/her pronouns.

As stated by Janet, she is very high in potassium, like a banana.

She does not have skin.

-- She is basically what Siri would look like if Siri had a human form and no need to have access to internet to function.

See also, The good place for more information on Janet's powers and amazingness

Other version include:

OG Janet
Bad Janet
Neutral Janet
Disco Janet

Derek
Jason: I love you girl

Janet: Not a girl :)

CHIDI-JANET: So, where are we, exactly? We’re not on Earth, right?
JANET: That’s correct, Chidi-Janet, you’re not. Your real bodies dematerialized when you entered my void, and your essences reconstituted themselves in this form.
CHIDI-JANET: Cool, cool. And when you say “void”...?
JANET: I mean a subdimension outside of space
and time, at the nexus of consciousness and matter, tethered to my essence. Does that help?
CHIDI-JANET: It does not help. Makes it way worse. I just wanna lie down. Where is down?!
by brkfastcereals February 20, 2022
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janet jackson

The only good thing to come from the Jackson family...so far.
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
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