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Jamaican Custard

When solitude continues for far too long, leading a customary masterbation routine in to a twisted session of penetration by a jar filled with years of ejaculation.
Leroy: “is Timmy doing alright?”
George: “nah he hasn’t been out of his house for days. He better not be doing the Jamaican Custard
Leroy: call the police
by Virginian foot shake April 10, 2019
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Jamaican Crop

A slang term for any kind of Weed, Ganja, Bud, etc, specifically grown in Jamaica.
Eh Mon, let's go get some Jamaican Crop.
by TheFiend138 October 25, 2014
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Jamaican Bobsled

The act of sending your significant other out on an errand while you secretly install a fuck swing in the foyer of your house so that you can get in face down and surprise them with a new place to put the tv remote when they return.
"Man, frank really screwed up a Jamaican Bobsled last night. He forgot to lock the cat up and it got ahold of his frank and beans."
by DickDouche22 July 5, 2017
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Jamaican Borderline

When one consumes marijuana out of another’s anus.
Last night chantell was running the Jamaican Borderline on me. Shit was tight bomboclat.
by Dj Ivis Lover June 6, 2023
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Jamaican walrus

The act of smoking through the anal sphincter.

Not necessarily associated with sexual intercourse.
-Did you see that old school video i recommended you?
-Oh, the one where that stripper makes a Jamaican walrus on stage? That was amazing!
by hekiw October 5, 2018
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Jamaican Sweep

When going from one outside lane to the other, on the highway, in one fluid motion. It can go from left to right or right to left; most commonly used when trying to exit abruptly.
Passenger: Dude, take the next exit!
Driver: But I am all the way in the left lane.
Passenger: Jamaican Sweep it!
by jamaicangurl603 May 19, 2009
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