Jacques

Jacques Has a lot of rizz.He's my big bro fr fr.....He pulls a lot Of good girl's since he has so much rizz and He just got it like that

"bro jacques how you pull all these girls"i just got rizz yk"

by Angelinaisthebest December 2, 2022

Jacques

Ignorant and egotistical person usually used with friends.

*person starts doing push-ups* You would say - “Stop being a Jacquesssss

by MISTA HAYADAIN December 23, 2022

Jacques

Jacques is someone who is unexpected, Someone good. He is usually quiet to begin with but always has a listening ear from the start. If you find yourself a Jacques don’t let him go because there is no one quite like him

Have you found your Jacques yet?

by Withered_woods April 15, 2023

Jacques Portsman

Literally the best character and prosecutor in all of Ace Attorney, hell, in all visual novels. He’s only in Ace Attorney Investigations because the opps at Capcom knew he would outshine every other character. He’s in peak physical shape, plays a bunch of sports, and eats medals, it doesn’t get better than that. He had a detective partner named Buddy Faith that he murdered due to him being nosy and trying to meddle with his plans (they were secretly fucking as I was told by John Capcom himself).

But yeah, Jacques Portsman is the greatest!

Person 1: Plays Basketball
Person 2: WTF NO WAY JACQUES PORTSMAN REFERENCE!!!!!
Person 1: Erm… ok then…

by Jacques’ #1 Fan July 30, 2024

Jacques Bermon Webster II

The real name of popular rapper and musical artist, Travis Scott, best known for his albums like Rodeo, ASTROWORLD, and most recently UTOPIA. This name is considered by many to be goofy as shit

John: "Yo did you know that Travis' real name is Jacques Bermon Webster II?"
Jack: "Yes bro what a goofy ass british monarchy type ass name."

by dumfooz but the real one November 4, 2023

Jacques Lacan

Imagine Sigmund Freud, but way more nuttier (as if Freud wasn't nutty enough). Thankfully, his theories and ideas escaped the realm of psychology and is more relevant to modern philosophical schools of thought.

Jacques Lacan formulated three stages of psychoanalytic experience: the Real, the Imaginary, and the Symbolic.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 12, 2023

jacques ze whipper

Very handsome and funny professional circus performer who uses whips to parody song requests by the audience.
Can be found at Renaissance Faires around the US.
Also has a cat named Scipio and a very hot ass.

Did you see Jacques Ze Whipper's performance at the RenFaire?

Someone requested the song "All The Single Ladies" and he said "I WILL DO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES".
The crowd went wild.

by salty-koala-bear March 10, 2024