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Jackassory

A term used to describe the inconsiderate, self-centered, rude, juvenile, emotionally stunted and asinine behavior of husbands and boyfriends.
"My husband excelled to a new level of jackassory today when he not only forgot my birthday but spent $190.00 on another Re-issue Transformers toy".
by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009
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Jackasstastic

–adjective
1. a melding of the words "jackass" and "fantastic"
2. conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination of a stupid incompetent fool
3. fanciful or capricious, as foolish and stupid persons or their ideas or actions
4. extravagantly stupid; marvelously idiotic
5. highly unrealistically or impractically stupid; outlandishly stupid
6. having been inspired by the movie or tv show "Jackass"
7. most anything involving or originating from the state of texas
As compensation for overselling the Super Bowl and costing four hundred people thousands of dollars and the chance to see the game live, the jackasstastic Jerry Jones's solution was to give them some money, then take them to a bar, and let them watch the game on television.

I will continue this conversation with you, provided that your jackasstastic views on right-wing conservatism, scientology, or the dallas cowboys stay in check from now on.
by crashincymbals February 25, 2011
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Jackassery

A noun describing a state of abject stupidity and ignorance of objective facts when serious decisions need to be made. It can reference an individual or group's actions.
The policy that prevents us from killing people who plant IEDs in the road until they detonate that IED is the highest form of jackassery.

Getting drunk, dancing with those strippers and then sending photos of the party to your wife was jackassery at it's highest form.

Suggesting that we should fly through the mountains at night in fog was total jackassery.
by Snowfox8 July 28, 2011
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Jackass the scene

To go against all reason and common sense. Without reason.
PSG jackass the scene by letting ManShitty beat them in the CL semifinals
by Llort May 4, 2021
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Jackass

1)extremely funny show on MTV starring Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville and many others.

2)a total idiot
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!
by countrygirl January 1, 2005
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jackasshole

A person of either gender who is behaving in a manner so ignorant that they are offending others around them.
Man, that chick is a jackasshole.
by supersuper January 18, 2015
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liberal jackass

Amongst liberal jackasses, Michael Moore is the fattest, second only to maybe Rob "Order Another Pizza" Reiner.
by Jay Boorani June 23, 2003
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