George: Rob, guess what I just saw!?
Rob: what George?
George: I saw Billy jacking off. No girls were around at all!
Rob: what George?
George: I saw Billy jacking off. No girls were around at all!
by Uhohitsanoreocouple April 02, 2009
Can be used as a noun to refer to a guy who wastes time, is a complete loser, and cannot get anything done. This guy may well be popular with friends, the ladies, and whomever he meets, but has never accomplished anything and never will. Anything he has tried to achieve has ended up in disaster.
That Kramer on Seinfeld sure is funny even if he is a complete jack off.
Steve, did you complete the final report so you can graduate from high school next week?
No. I'm such a complete jack off that I never get anything done.
Smoking pot will really just turn you into a lazy jack off.
Steve, did you complete the final report so you can graduate from high school next week?
No. I'm such a complete jack off that I never get anything done.
Smoking pot will really just turn you into a lazy jack off.
by achyhead November 22, 2005
I was twelve when my older cousin taught me how to jack off -- I couldn't cum, but it felt awesome -- and when I squirted my first load, it was unbelievably awesome!
by eda-skip June 13, 2022
by Snakes November 22, 2003
by lol December 03, 2003
Another term for the verb everyone knows and loves. Jacking off is a favored past time for numerous men and women alike that consists of slow or violent rubbing on the genital parts. This is often accompanied by various forms of stimuli such as pornography and/or sex toys.
It is important to take note that Jacking off is when the action is happening.
It is important to take note that Jacking off is when the action is happening.
Male Adult: I was jacking off to some BDSM the other night.
Female Adult: That video made wet so I started jacking off.
Another adult: Man John is always horny he can never keep his Dick in his pants so guess what he did in the bathroom? I heard him jacking off.
Female Adult: That video made wet so I started jacking off.
Another adult: Man John is always horny he can never keep his Dick in his pants so guess what he did in the bathroom? I heard him jacking off.
by Jimple Sack July 15, 2014
Same as "jerk off" (masturbate); also used as a noun to reference a feckless, no-account person, usu. male.
Up until the 1980s, "jack off" was considered more a Southern (USA) locution than "jerk off," which was considered more urban and Northeastern/Midwestern states. Considerable swapping around has taken place in the meantime, probably because of increased social mobility and relaxed codes of censorship.
Up until the 1980s, "jack off" was considered more a Southern (USA) locution than "jerk off," which was considered more urban and Northeastern/Midwestern states. Considerable swapping around has taken place in the meantime, probably because of increased social mobility and relaxed codes of censorship.
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1)...All little Timmy can talk about is sex. If I weren't so polite, I'd have told him to go get laid, or to jack off in a corner...
2)...'If y'all boys didn't jack off so much, you might amount to something.'... (closet-case coach to members of the high-school basketball team in 1971 movie THE LAST PICTURE SHOW).
1)...All little Timmy can talk about is sex. If I weren't so polite, I'd have told him to go get laid, or to jack off in a corner...
2)...'If y'all boys didn't jack off so much, you might amount to something.'... (closet-case coach to members of the high-school basketball team in 1971 movie THE LAST PICTURE SHOW).
by al-in-chgo April 10, 2011