Jackal

A powerful gamer from an unknown land, also a recovered ex-ascension-addict and a league of legends legend.
The name comes from the animal but do not be fooled, this guy is very kind and caring. In his spare time, he likes to cry about his 2 wasted years playing on a shitty wow private server doing nothing of essence and aoe farming only to make a shitty build and then reroll. After countless fuckups and a general failure at life, he was picked up by svatej while homeless on the streets with corona and now hes a cute anime cat , simping with girls in league normal games.

Svatej: i wish i was as cool as jackal >:(
Jackal: yes

by <<dodge serrar>> guildmaster April 22, 2020

jackaler

In a deck of standard playing cards, the Jack, when referred to by some drunk ass bitch

"Which card would you like"
"A Jackaler"

by James Waltah April 27, 2005

Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide

Refers to the common and acutely frustrating "doggedly pretending not to understand and thus getting the help-requester to repeat/rephrase his tale of woe over and over till he finally gives up" strategy that many adults/older siblings resort to in an effort to eventually discourage a youngster in his efforts to motivate said elder to intervene on his behalf, but the elder does not wish to get involved or bestir himself. This destructive and selfishly-deceitful practice involves a similar "hiding behind a veil of fake confusion" ruse used by the jackal in the famous fable --- the jackal pretends to never quite be able to understand the situation and thus flimflams the frustratedly enraged tiger into tempestuously re-entering the cage so that the jackal could lock him back inside again, thus preventing him from devouring the Brahman for dinner.

I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.

by QuacksO January 18, 2017

Jackal

Small milf

You know that short Mum, she’s a jackal

by Sajessmares June 28, 2019

Jackal

When you are looking for a job but then someone says no then you say-"Give me a blowjob"

Dakota-Give me a jackal

by Goag Predator April 15, 2015

Le Zjacále (the jackal)

When you act like the girl has someone over her shoulder. Do it really convincingly like "Oh my god who IS that??"
Then when she looks over her shoulder to look.... THAT'S when you slip the roofie in her drink.

Woman after she's been Zjacáled- "It was so romantic! I just fell in love with him. He pretended like there was someone over my shoulder BEFORE he slipped me the roofie... He was so smooth. It wasn't like that gross*cough cough wink wink* kind of roofieing. You know, when you see him put the roofie in your drink, but you drink it anyway? No it was so smooth, totally gave me plausible deniability, deactivated my slut defense 100%. And then... It was the best sex I don't remember but then saw video of on porn hub"

Le Zjacále (the jackal)

by Nova .... Scotia! October 12, 2017

Jackal

a type of woman similar to a cougar. the difference is the jackal is so desperate (a scavenger) for company she will advance on any male and later on down the dating line will defend his honor no matter what kind of douche he is

Guy A: holy shizz its a jackal

by Theamazinggeek February 1, 2015