Jon 

An unattractive, short, flimsy male who is also known as a manipulative wangster. This type of person often tries and thinks they are unique, but they are just like every other dick; brainless and self-centered.

Girl: Shut up! You are such a Jon! Stop trying to be cool, you are not!

Boy: Be silent, I know what I am saying is cool. I am unique.

Girl: Really, I think everyone says "Bad ass" not just you

Jon by Thatonegirl002 November 10, 2011

Jon 

Jon is the name of the most useless cunt in any town

Jon Bartlett is the shittest cunt to come out of Gunnedah

Jon by Glewwy February 24, 2020

Jon 

Jon. The fag who always where’s fake Louis Vuitton belts

Jon’s not flexing. It’s fake

Jon by Stanley_stanley July 1, 2018

Jon 

Gay as fuck

Jon is gay.

Jon by Taylor you idiot May 13, 2019

Jon 

Jon is a blonde head boy with blue eyes and loves dogs he is vary attractive and girls love him Jon is a sex god.

Jon is the best he hates Asians.

Jon by Connor the Asian February 13, 2020

Jon 

'It believes it is hot but is not exactly who it thinks it is'

a: what's wrong with him

b: He is having a Jon moment.

Jon by Obiwonkotobi April 15, 2017

Jon 

Jon is short for Jonathan, but jobs often talks about about people and are very two faced, hypocritical, rude, and cry’s over anything. In their spare time (besides crying over nothing) they play sports preferably soccer or baseball.

Jon’s are rude

Jon by Moody.emm April 20, 2019