A man who often started out early in his life as the class clown due to anger and parental neglect, and who later became a regular courtroom laughingstock, then eventually a prison comedian, still having nothing and nobody.
Well I think I’ll have to figure out how to profit from this court-to-prison jester gig, I mean beyond the submissions to Urban Dictionary.
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kid 1: hey what's your GPA?
kid 2: 3.9
kid1: woah that's great!
kid 2: are you kidding me? my parents are going to disown me! im not even in the top 10%! I might as well drop out now and apply for a job at McDonalds!
kid 1:oh yeah I forgot, you go to Jasper High School
kid 2: 3.9
kid1: woah that's great!
kid 2: are you kidding me? my parents are going to disown me! im not even in the top 10%! I might as well drop out now and apply for a job at McDonalds!
kid 1:oh yeah I forgot, you go to Jasper High School
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The second-best metal album ever made, behind only Dark Tranquillity's The Gallery. Recorded in 1995 by In Flames, it stands as their seminal accomplishment seconded by 1994's Lunar Strain and 1997's Whoracle. A true testament to spectacular riff-writing and guitarwork, every song has at least three distinct riffs, with a very dynamic lead guitar and a strong rhythm guitar and frequent double leads in parts. The vocals are powerful but not spectacular in any way and the lyrics are closer to poetry than 99% of music gets. The drumming is very fast and clean, but the drums and bass tend to make way for the guitar, which is clearly the highlight of the album and of In Flames in general, at least up until 2002's Reroute to Remain. A true testament to the riff- and solo-writing prowess of Jesper Stromblad, and a fantastic journey into another land, where creative and unrepetitive music reigns supreme. When combined with the 1996 EP Black-Ash Inheritance, it becomes an even better album simply due to the addition of In Flames's best song they ever wrote, Goliaths Disarm Their Davids, an epic track that stands out on an album that is nothing but epic tracks. A must-have for any fan of metal.
Man 1: In Flames is obviously a shite band. Clearly they're just another commercialized Slipknot knockoff.
Man 2: Not exactly. *hands Man 1 a copy of The Jester Race*
Man 2: Not exactly. *hands Man 1 a copy of The Jester Race*
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And Edward was a total foul for leaving this whole snack (jasper) in front of him and going for Bella .😩
And Edward was a total foul for leaving this whole snack (jasper) in front of him and going for Bella .😩
by HerTearBTS March 26, 2020
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by Jimmothythe2nd November 22, 2021
Get the Jasper mug.Jasper Hale is a character in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire that can also feel or make others feel emotions. Jasper lives with the Cullen family, including his soul mate Alice Cullen, and his "twin" sister Rosalie Hale.
Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.
Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.
Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.
Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.
Girl 1: Omg I'm going to have to Kill Bella for Edward.
Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*
Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?
Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?
Girls: ...
*Boy was found dead 3 days later*
Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*
Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?
Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?
Girls: ...
*Boy was found dead 3 days later*
by Your Favorite Aries March 25, 2008
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