Spooky Jerky

A type of boner that is caused by fear.

Dude I saw Paranormal Activity and I got so scared I got spooky jerky.

by McPhrof March 31, 2019

Queef Jerky

An expulsion of air when a man jerks off (or is being jerked off) with lube or lotion and creates a farting sound.

Stacy made a farting sound with my dick while giving me a hand job; she called it a queef jerky.

by James Longfellow February 05, 2010

Beef Jerky

1: The act of Masturbating.

2: Getting a Handjob.

This girl gave me the best Beef Jerky the other night.

by xTheoneguyx July 29, 2010

dick jerky

a term used to describe a male who hasn't gotten laid in so long that his penis has dried and shriveled up to almost nothing. This person becomes insecure and angry towards the world. He compensates for these feelings by going on power trips and belittling others to make himself feel superior.

Police Officers, asshole managers, republicans,etc.......

Ben(line cook): Hey Dave, I finished all the cleanup and everything looks good, can I go now, my wife is in labor at the hospital.

Dave(manager): Well, that's great but I'm going to need you to detail the fryer machine too......that would be great, thanks.

Ben: You're such a fuckin' piece of dick jerky Dave. I QUIT!!

by dragonzombie October 17, 2009

turkey jerky

When a girl starts a handjob, yet doesn't "finish" it.

"She started playing with my cock, but it was just some turkey jerky"

by The Midget December 20, 2004

man-jerky

(n.) The penis, particularly in the context of particularly crass joke pornography.

"Batman stroked his man-jerky."

by L. Stroun March 01, 2007

Jerky Turkey

A pet name that one calls a girlfriend or spouse. Its a word that they seldom like to be called but they allow it because they know they are called that out of love.

Me: I love you Jerky Turkey
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head

by Sinnah24 February 06, 2010