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jengay

Jenga + Gay

A person who always middle block of the three in a game of Jenga, knowing that it's stopping the game from being more extreme (Even though Jenga is already a pretty intense game). The usual process is that when a player removes a middle block from the game, the other contestants shot 'Jengay!' angrily, and may decide to throw playing pieces at the Jengay in question.

Another disputed rule is that one three consecutive players perform a 'Jengay' move, then the removal of a middle block becomes acceptable. However, this is not accepted by all players. In any case, it is acceptable to remove a middle block when a player has no other choice, and a majority decides not to call him a Jengay. Their call.
*player removes middle block*
All: "JENGAY!"
etc.
by Phil Beveridge September 17, 2008
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jengofett

Used to describe or point out a woman or a woman's breasts in the presence of other people. It is a signal to a friend that there are breasts in close proximity.

Often shortened to "jengo" or "jengos." Can be used in combination with other describing words that still allow for it to not be obvious that you are talking about a woman within earshot.
"Check out jengofett."

While in a large group, simply yell "Jengofett!" to alert nearby friends that somethings of interest are near or nearing.

While near a hippy chick with large breasts: "So I was thinking about bohemi-jengo the other day while skeet shooting some old Abba records." This will alert your friend that a hippy chick with some sweet gong donglers is around.

While near a fat girl with monstrous breasts: "Jabba-jengo is an interesting subject of study in today's economic climate." Be aware that not everyone will be thankful for the chance to see some below the belt tommyknockers.
by jengofett December 3, 2009
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Hey, let's get the Jenga out and build Jengahenge.
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Jengus

Slang word for a joint or cannabis.
"Pass that jengus"

"Awrite mate, you got any jengus?"
by The void February 20, 2015
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Office Jenga

Taking random items found in the office environment and balancing them in a vertical stack without knocking over the item placed by the previous person
Mad Office Jenga skills: Windex spray bottle with tape dispenser stacked on top of a binder on edge all on the edge of a cube wall.
by OfficeJengaMaster November 16, 2011
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Coke Jenga

what happens when the Diet Coke is put on top of the regular Coke in the fridge; and the Regular Coke drinkers out number the Diet drinkers. And as a result a potentially unstable stack of soda has occurred.
I wanted to get a coke, but its turned into Coke Jenga in there.
by Eoja August 16, 2012
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buffet jenga

The feat of going to a buffet and on each trip managing to arrange your food into a enormous mountain as to make as few trips as you can but still making sure your trip to the buffet will require buffet pants
"Damn, bruh, I didn't think it was possible to get EVERYTHING they had on one plate, you're a buffet jenga king!"
by My2Gunz March 8, 2013
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