Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you are stuck between two people that want you and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by IanE May 30, 2008

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by IanE May 29, 2008

jealousy plotline,plotline, [plotline]

It is a phrase used in the pick up community refering to a series of events which induce jealousy in woman, mostly directed at the 'target' of the 'pick up', which usually happens to be the most attractive woman in the group.

The jealousy plotline,plotline, plotlineexplained

Man(talking to two women of, 1 of them is more attractive thus she is the 'target)',we name her girl A, girl B is her less attractive friend):
Hey, you know what ?! I bet you're a terrible hugger!To girl B Proceeds to hug girl B.
Girl A observes and gets jealous thus her emotional state changes from neutral to hightened attraction due to the jealousy created by the lack of attention given to her. Her friend girl B is getting the attention she craves, so she becomes jealous.

by Hennessy_88 December 20, 2008

Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.

Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.

by IncipientMedusa February 9, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Jealousy

Literally the most painful feeling ever. A combination of every negative emotion such as anger, sadness and fear. Not only can it be painful mentally, but it can also lead to people getting angry with other people, manipulate other people and become possessive over them. This commonly happens within intimate relationships.

Jealousy is a bitch.

by UltimateDoge October 2, 2021

Jealousy

there are two types of jealousy the good (normal jealousy) and bad jealousy; the good person jealousy comes from impulse such a normal things like fear of loosing a significant other/your parents giving more attention to your siblings; the evil type of jealousy comes from seeing someone doing better than you, having that bother them wanting to make you look bad to make themselves look good. This bad type of jealousy does not cause this person pain instead it is coming from a place where they do not like the fact that you are doing better than them , this is why bad type jealous people say, "im better than you," it is different however if it comes from a victim being hurt; that is different. The sad part is is that the evil jealousy is considered normal and that it is unidentified and it causes people to empathize with them when thats not actually the case. there should be a new word for this, "custom" this should a slang word for evil jealousy.

"Mable stole my binders today for school!"
her friend: "thats okay dont be worried shes just jealous she just wants to make you look stupid to you and everyone in class so she can look better."
This Jealousy should be identified as something else; it should be segregated. good/evil jealousy. evil jealousy = "custom person"

by Bazzare September 26, 2020