Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.

on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"

by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019

Jalapeno Handy

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.

After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.

by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021

jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.

Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.

by vuphisig August 13, 2016

Jalapeno Popper

To eat a Jalapeno or Ghost pepper and leave one in your mouth while you perform Oral sex on someone. See who pops up and taps out first

I performed a Jalapeno Popper on my dude last night and he said his stuff still feels like its on fire

by moochzigg March 11, 2020

Jalapeno Popper

When a man is about to go down on a woman after eating something spicy

Woman: Ooooooh.... oooooooh. ooohh.. ow.. Ow...OW! WHAT THE FUCK!!! IT BURNS!!!
Man: Sorry babe, it was 60 cent wing night at BWW.
Woman: YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT FIRST?!
Man: Just think of it as a Jalapeno Popper.... hehe.

by Go To Church September 9, 2014

Jalapeno

1. Xalapa; of spanish origin// A terminology that describes a popular chili commonly used in traditional Mexican cooking.
2. NOUN; Something, a word, fib or bite that will make your tongue swell & provide the inability to swallow your own thoughts, liquids and foods to calm or NuMB the pulsing and burning sensation across your mouth (much like a lie told consecutively or trail of deception)

"Jalapeno, Jalapeno, *insert lies told to his friends*, Jalapeno." - A boy with broken & forgotten promises.

by Never mind, babe. October 8, 2017

jalapeno deep

Bad-ass band with a Latin rock-dance sound but for some unknown reason seems relegated to playing at local supermarkets and big box stores.

Dude, your sound is dope! Record label-ready, not so much; but jalapeno deep all the way!!!

by Ginger loves steak July 4, 2016