Itchy Jarvis

When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)

Dude I didnt wipe good enough I have such an Itchy Jarvis, Ill be back

by docswenson May 08, 2010

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itchy starfish

to have a very itchy anal passage (close examination reveals that your anal area is not unlike a starfish)hence

f*@k i have a very itchy starfish

by john scotland June 11, 2008

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itchy cunt

when ya pussy stink like fish and you get lice down there too so it starts to itch like crazy.

Nobody wanna go down on a bitch with an itchy cunt

by No flex January 19, 2017

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Itchy Asshole

A result from eating popcorn the day before. The skin of corn kernels will not digest. When making popcorn, the kernel skin hardens and passes through the digestive track. Without thorough and proper cleaning, this can result in an unpleasant pain.

Worker #1 - Whats with Bob? He keeps picking his ass...

Worker #2 - He caught itchy asshole. I told him to stay away from all that popcorn.

by UnderFire September 11, 2012

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