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whatever

What stupid american teenage girls say to annoy their fathers and everyone else.
E.g. 'so yeah and he said, and i was like: what- everrrrrrrrr!'
by zimo August 15, 2004
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whatever

A phrase used often by Squall, the main character of Final Fantasy VIII because he either doesn't care, doesn't know what to say, or because he simply doesn't want to replay with a "yes". Incidentally, I am the exact same way

See also: ...
Selphie: "Hey Squall! Join the garden committee!!!!"
Squall: "..."
Selphie: "Come on, don't ignore me! Please join!"
Squall: "whatever"

Squall: "..."
Me: "..."
Squall: "..."
Me: "..."
Squall and Me: "...whatever..."
*Both walk away*
by TehMario August 29, 2008
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whatever

Whatever happens, I'm still going to die.
by omg, DUH!! October 26, 2003
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whatev

Use this word when you wish to self-depreciate, brush off an unwanted compliment, or just sound really, really cool.
Chocolate bar Girl: "Why so blue, panda bear?"
Guy: "Whatev."
Both: Hahahahaha
by Slamdarius April 18, 2006
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Whatev

boy1: so do you care if we stop by her house first?
boy2: whatev
by foxy September 24, 2004
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whatever-whatever

A euphemism for sexual, or otherwise innapropriate, behavior and body parts.
Sarah Greenberg: Did you hear she got her whatever- whatever pierced?
by Heensterq October 30, 2004
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Whatever

1. You just lost and argument and have nothing else logical to say to support your side

2.I think Devin Mays is the best thing since sliced bread
1.Stan: I don't think this is my son.
Jill: yes he is!
Stan: No he definitely isn't.
Jill: I swear he is!
Stan: But the baby is black, and I'm not.
Jill: Whatever!

2. Dean: Have you seen Devin?
Sam: whatever!
Dean: Agreed.
by Dmaysing August 16, 2012
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