israel

poop

israel is being defined as my big goofy poop in the toilet

by urmomisafatty March 22, 2024

Israeled

A term pathetic terrorists and nazis came up with to try and delegitimize a country and its people after that country kicked their terrorists asses.

Terrorist: dude we got our asses kicked, let’s make a smear campaign so we can feel better about ourselves. Israeled.

by Helsheurmdlwheheklwhx January 1, 2024

Israeled

Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.

Israel has Israeled the Palestinians for 75 years.

by The Dialectical Marxist March 11, 2024

israeled

When the Israeli Occupation Force (IOF) Apache helicopters shower your friends in bullets and fire missiles at your car while fleeing a music festival because they're ordered to 'shoot at everything' because they don't know who is a terrorist.

Damn dude, you're burnt to a crisp inside your car, you got Israeled hard!

by I got israeled November 21, 2023

Israeled

Being falsely accused of "theft" because someone else wants what you rightfully own. Or being falsely accused of "genocide" for defending yourself when attacked.

"I bought the house and moved in. The former tenants Israeled me, falsely accusing me of stealing my own house. They tried to murder my family to steal it from us, and complained when we fought back."

by MathProf December 27, 2023

Israel

(v) taking someone's property and saying it is theirs

Hey, he israeled my book yesterday

by ItsRayyan December 18, 2023

Israel Defense Forces

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, women and children are their favorite targets.

Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

Them? They commit genocide.

by jane doe 33445566 August 17, 2024