Divine intervention

When god makes something happen. A prime example is when in the 2001/02 season when west brom had to win at bradford in the 2nd last game of the season to be in the front seat for promotion ahead of deadly rivals wolves. We never really looked like scoring, but then out of knowhere, the ball was hoofed into the box, and bob taylor was fouled and we had a penalty!! Igor balis slotted it way and we went up next weekend. Cheers god, I owe you one.

You couldn't have written a bettewr script for the last day

I believe divine intervention scored that penalty

by number 1 wee haggis by the way June 5, 2005

Smartphone Intervention

Sitting a friend down and telling them their phone sucks, specifically that they need to get a smartphone.

"Guys, Jimmy just called me instead of texting me back on his lame flip phone. We totally need to stage a Smartphone Intervention."

by thesharon December 5, 2011

Sexual Intersection

This is when four people have sex together.

"Ashley had a sexual intersection yesterday with 3 other gay guys"
"Omg Abby had a sexual intersection during school"
"Wb Janet did she"
"She had a sexual intersection at like age 5"

by ashabjan May 23, 2017

the intersection

When you're eating a girl out and you intersect your way from the pussy to the asshole without removing your tongue and then start eating the booty like groceries.

"I pulled The Intersection on Sally last night."

"Melissa was giving me head and gave me The Intersection halfway through."

by James Faust September 5, 2019

Interjection

As Stated in Mad TV, it's a big word that you can't spell.

Interjection, it's a big word that you can'd spell. Cause there's too many kids in the classroom, and there's not enough books to go around. It's a Bitch when you gotta go to a public school.

by Heroic Ling Ling November 10, 2004

Divine Intervention

The only effective way of killing a paladin.

*Horde 1* Hey when's the last time you've ganked a paladin?

*Horde 2* Uh...

*Horde 2* Well i saw a paladin use Divine Intervention once, suckaa

by mr nibbles December 22, 2006

Intervention on A&E

The show Intervention on A&E is a great show to watch while you get high. To be an addict on that show would be the equivalent of being on that douchebag, grave-robber Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd. These addicts think they're doing a documentary about their drug use, and on the last day of the "documentary", usually after they do a big shot of china white, or smoke an ungodly amount of meth, they show up to the interview only to be surprised by their friends and family reading poorly wriiten letters about how "your drug use has affected me in the following ways"(almost always in those exact words). Then they go on to make em go to a ridiculously Hollywood-esque rehab facility where most of em leave after a few weeks or so and continue on the same path they were on before they were tricked into going to rehab in the first place. For the hardcore junkie, interventions lead to feelings of betrayal and humiliation and a total loss of trust. Then, with nobody left who shows these addicts any respect,they spiral into a life of crime which leads to a stiff prison sentence, and all the sudden that "rock bottom" everyone always talks about comes way too fast and hard, and the only thing left to do is the biggest shot that anyones ever done, and drift off to permanent sleep.

If my family ever tricked me into an Intervention on A&E, I can guaranfuckintee the FCC wouldnt air that episode. I would make sure Jeff VanVonderen and Candy Finnigan,(the 2 interventionists), were being scraped off the floor by my back-stabbing, spineless "friends and family." Then I'd sell their organs on the black market for heroin money.

by SpoonandaNeedle December 30, 2011