One Direction Infection

A horrible diease that cuases the victim to go deaf and eventually dead. It infects a person due to the fact that he/she (Mainly Females) have listened to one direction music.

Infected Woman: OMG! I LOVE THIS ONE DIRECTION MUSIC! LIKE OMG!!!
Man: HOLY SH*T MY GIRLFREIND HAS THE ONE DIRECTION INFECTION! -The man runs far away-

by Surviorduide December 2, 2013

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Incestioussexual

One who is sexually attracted to their biological family member

If I fuck my mom, does that make me an incestioussexual?

by Sketti-Butters June 2, 2021

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erection infection

Any STD

Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.

by tonto1 October 27, 2011

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A bacterial infection of the bowel,

easily treated with antibiotics, but often misdiagnosed.

It is more prevalent in elderly, sicker people, and those taking certain antibiotics and anti-reflux medication,

however it is becoming more common among fit, young people.

synonym: Clostridium difficile
some symptoms: Crippling stomach cramps, diarrhea, nausea, lethargy,...

-Mom, I'm having diarrhea and stomach cramps!

I see, we must go to the doctor it must be a gut infection, told you to be careful with what you eat!

by LaaCarteronne December 10, 2013

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Joey Infection

A infection caused when a man named joey touches you or aids.

Joey touched my dick yesterday and now I have the Joey Infection.

by Nutsackeaters September 13, 2017

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Vorheest Infection

A viscous bacterial infection of the women’s coochie; named after a specific and original victim, the Vorheest Infection, in short, feels like battery acid and fire ant smoothie on your cooter.

“I cannot believe I am suffering from a Vorheest Infection... I should have stayed protected...”

by caitdawg April 19, 2021

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