Immortal Boner 

No.

Immortal Boner.

Just stop.

Immortal Boner by JohnMaddenFootball August 4, 2014

Immortal Champagne 

When you get so drunk that it seems like the champagne bottle isn't emptying.

Matt: OMG, THIS CHAMPAGNE IS NEVER ENDING
Dylan: iMMORTAL cHAMPAGNE!!!

Immortal Champagne by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

Immortal Inmates 

An infamous gang of yung splif pootang pounder hustlers that scare the shit out of the pussy NZ gang the Mongrel Mob and Black Power

Fuck spread them wide girls here come one of the immortal inmates

Immortal Inmates by pootangpounder October 26, 2017

Immortal Vagina 

Medical condition, needs to be diagnosed by medical professional. A vagina so good it never dies.

Her pussy was so perfect it was a immortal vagina

Immortal Vagina by VaginaImmortal November 26, 2021

immortal monkey 

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.

Holy shit its the immortal monkey!

immortal monkey by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021

immortal emo 

someone who you should never bring to 200%. someone who will get their emo friends on you if you dont stop making them angry.

aw hell nah that immortal emo nigga at 200%!

immortal emo by xaeeee October 28, 2022

Immortal Beauty 

A person of mixed race.

I have a thing for mixed race babes, especially Eurasian girls. I find some so beautiful, I call them “Immortal Beauties.” I hope to court and wed an “Immortal Beauties” someday. If I raise interest to your eyes and ponder to wonder, please feel free and at liberty to PM me. -Internet person on the post of an Immortal Beauty

Immortal Beauty by Halfie06 June 26, 2023