Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.

*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

immerection

immerection (noun-verb) the actual object, or action of, getting an "immediate erection." immerection. when an erection occurs instantaneously. immerection. faster than you can say "erection." immerection.

"Hey Dude! Check out my immerection!!"

"Oh shit guys, that female is so hot she just gave me an immerection!"

"I love getting immerections."

by nrabob April 2, 2010

immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.

If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.

by Overwhelmed and Pissed off mom March 16, 2014

immersive marketing

The application of immersive technologies to the process of exerting new points of brand presence through the creation of virtual simulations.

Scenes from Minority Report use immersive marketing principles

by Stephen Byrne July 29, 2003

immensome

A combination of immense and awesome, used to describe a great liking of the immensome something

That video was immensome!

by catscan189 December 16, 2008

immediate family

Immediate family - the ability to be able to stay married to the same jerk for the duration, so that you children will be able to say the goodbyes at funerals showings when a loved one passes on.

Only a jerk would tell a grandchild that they can watch their grandmother suffer for months then not allow them to attend the viewing as it is for immediate family only.

by vanlaf July 5, 2007

immer

Someone that IMs frequently

Be a good immer now and let's have a chat.

by Hercolena Oliver January 18, 2009