Medieval instinct

Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.

Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?

Kid: mom wtf

Friend: wha–

Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–

by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022

Ultra Instinct

A transformation only acheived by gods and the mortal Son Goku in Toriyamas Dragon Ball Super

Whis: Its just my assuption but
Beerus: Its Ultra Instinct

*Every other god is shocked*

by MUIGoku April 21, 2018

Ultra Instinct

It is the non-mastered form that mere mortals adopted from our lord Shaggy that allows its user to dodge, block and/or attack subconsciously anything that represent a threat just by mere reflexes. It activates at an extreme danger situation, and can only be archived by being close af to death.

-Yo, you sawed that?
-What?
-That nigga just went full ultra instinct on that dude! Help him!
-Who?!

by LilNibbaVat June 12, 2019

Survival instincts of a fart

When a person is so dumb and easily trusting that they might as well go get candy from a "free candy" van.(Basically dumb kids)

Jessica has the survival instincts of a fart, she followed him with a second thought.

by Yifgjth November 22, 2025

Ultra Instinct

A transformation in Dragon Ball Super inspired by a real life phenomenon when a Gamer is one shot in a bossfight that the person has spent alot of time on, this real life transformation will utalize the reserve of Gfuel in your system by concentrating it in the persons brain reducing the gamers reactiontime by as much as 100% and increasing your brains foresight ability by as much as an astounding 20,000,000,000% although something that has probably happened to alot of people it is increadibly hard to activate because of the situations extremely percise requirements.

"I went totally Ultra instinct on Micheal yesterday when we were playing Fifa, take that Micheal you dumb b*tch.

by Salvia Trader August 30, 2020

instinctical

an action you commit based purely on instinct.

an example of its use is as a way out of an akward situation where you did something embarrassing.

"Did you seriously just take off your pants?"
* Awkward silence*
"Um...well it was purely instinctical!"

"You just gave me the middle finger."
"No I didn't! I mean, I did, but it was instinctical, so it didn't mean anything."

by glabsager April 7, 2010

Instinct

If your looking it up you don't have it.

Instinct if you don't have, why you looking.

by MineOwedWu's March 27, 2021