Insta-Bang

The act of when you have immediate sex with another person.

If there's a model on your car, insta-bang occurs.

by Dickless Mcghee March 26, 2011

Insta-fail

To fail instantly by your own words when you try to comeback in an argument. (Combined from the words Instant and Fail.)

Bill: Joe, I still think that Cartoon Network has the best Cartoons.

Joe: Say what? Theres Nick, Disney, PBS Kids......

Bill: You watch PBS Kids?! Insta-fail.

by Doubledome July 2, 2007

insta worthy

When a picture is good enough to be posted on Instagram

1. Do you like this picture?
Oh yeah, totally insta worthy!

by Jcjcjjjjmef November 2, 2014

Insta Nut

To instantaneously ejactulate

Yo bro that pussy was so good I insta nut

by Swagmoneymillionare March 14, 2015

insta-gib

To kill something in one shot / burst of damage. Usually used in PvP games to describe a player who died instantly.

Did you see me insta-gib that warrior? Haha I blew that kid up.

by tanner13921 July 9, 2012

Insta-Period

When you're talking to your bro, and all of a sudden he gets hella piss and upset like girl pmsing and your bro won't STFU or Calm his tits

Nick Orlov driving and he goes Insta-Period

by Jack KeyChain July 6, 2014

insta-jerking

Not to be confused with insta-lurking, insata-jerking is when a guy masturbates to selfies of his crush on Instagram because he is too uncomfortable with traditional porn.

I was gonna ask her out but she caught me insta-jerking so theres like, no chance.

by Corprate Incorperated Co. January 31, 2016