Insta-Bang

The act of when you have immediate sex with another person.

If there's a model on your car, insta-bang occurs.

by Dickless Mcghee March 26, 2011

Insta-fail

To fail instantly by your own words when you try to comeback in an argument. (Combined from the words Instant and Fail.)

Bill: Joe, I still think that Cartoon Network has the best Cartoons.

Joe: Say what? Theres Nick, Disney, PBS Kids......

Bill: You watch PBS Kids?! Insta-fail.

by Doubledome July 2, 2007

insta worthy

When a picture is good enough to be posted on Instagram

1. Do you like this picture?
Oh yeah, totally insta worthy!

by Jcjcjjjjmef November 2, 2014

Insta-Period

When you're talking to your bro, and all of a sudden he gets hella piss and upset like girl pmsing and your bro won't STFU or Calm his tits

Nick Orlov driving and he goes Insta-Period

by Jack KeyChain July 6, 2014

Insta Nut

To instantaneously ejactulate

Yo bro that pussy was so good I insta nut

by Swagmoneymillionare March 14, 2015

insta-gib

To kill something in one shot / burst of damage. Usually used in PvP games to describe a player who died instantly.

Did you see me insta-gib that warrior? Haha I blew that kid up.

by tanner13921 July 9, 2012

Insta-betes

Instant diabetes; a form of diabetes contracted in a single bite of something.

Maple glazed bacon donuts are delicious, but beware: Three bites puts you at serious risk of insta-betes.

by lebonj February 1, 2010