Queue Blocker

A person who wants you to wait to watch a Netflix DVD until they can watch it with you, but will never actually sit down to watch it, thus blocking your Netflix queue.

My queue blocker mom wants me to wait to watch the new Harry Potter DVD with her, but she's too busy dressing her dog in stupid outfits to ever sit down and watch it.

by TardBarglar January 1, 2012

Queue

A stupid-ass word for dumbasses, only compounded by the suffering of waiting in one of these qs.

Alex, over text: ugh this queue is taking forever
Bradley: dont you know queue is a stupid-ass word for dumbasses? it's que or q
Alex: thx brad luv u no homo
Alex *ugh this que is taking forever

by anonymous August 9, 2022

Shiru Queue

When you ditch your whole friends to play a game solo after you all waited too long gather more friends and you simply waste everyone's time.

Shiru queue? More like this ape legit went solo q faceit when we were just 10 players.

by nomadvagabond March 7, 2021

Winners' Queue

is when you attend 3 events in the semester, you get the room access which brands you as a winner, because you can go into the room and assert your dominance over people who don't have access to the room

I am in the Winners' Queue which means I'm better than other people.

by Darsilva July 11, 2024

A queen queue

a queue that is so very long, the queue becomes an event in itself

How was the event, did you wait long before getting inside? It was great, and the queue was queen, so we had lots of fun waiting too.

Whoaaa you waited for 14 hours? Yeah but is was a queen queue. We brought snacks and people shared drinks. It was better than the event itself!

by Nynja September 20, 2022

Cunt queue

A queue for cunts.”

“You, go stand over there! It’s where the cunt queue begins”. “You’re in the cunt queue“ “is this the queue for cunts?

by Christ4 June 5, 2021

POO QUEUE

A Poo Queue is where a solid poo blocker is wedged in your colon and you cannot pass it out.

The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.

James was slightly constipated by a solid bit of poo (The blocker) and this has caused a poo queue for a week.

by Mikool77 July 13, 2023