Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

In one word: FINALS!!

F uck
I
N ever
A ctually
L earned
S hit

Me: "hey did you take your finals?"
Steve: "yea, but fuck it I never actually learned shit!"

by Nexus December 13, 2004

best thing i never had

When you had feelings for someone, and you were so close to being together, but they mess up and you don't end up with them but it was amazing while it lasted.

"He was the best thing i never had"

by urbandefinitionsofficial June 28, 2017

No I Never!

What people say when they never did anything, but obviously, their grammar is no so very well.

NO I NEVER!!!!

by BiggestTurd June 21, 2011

I never promised you a rose garden

usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.

Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.

by savannuh March 19, 2009

Well, I never!

A very British and gentleman way of sounding offended and scandalized.

Bob: Lady, you're ugly as sin, if Boris Johnson and you were in a beauty contest, he would clearly win.

Jane: Well, I never!

by Ricardo58 July 3, 2021

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

by Kirbylove May 6, 2018

I never got into it

A euphemism for "it sucked".

A: "Did you get Children of Bodom's latest album? It ruled!"

B: "Umm, I listened to it but I never got into it."

by Aadvek September 28, 2006