I don't give a frog!

To be used instead of 'I don't give a fuck', especially when said to a French.

X: God, french politics are bloody messy!
You: I don't give a frog! it sucks over here too!

by Dame Lotus December 3, 2010

I might give it a fuck

I might check it out/watch it/listen to it (in response to a recommendation).

Steve: Dude, you gotta hear Kendrick’s new album.
Vicki: Yeah, I might give it a fuck.

by jaybs June 3, 2018

I don't give a fuck

When saying "I don't give a fuck", you have to say it with your whole chest.
*I don't give a fuck that I smoke too many cigarettes
*I don't give a fuck how many treats I eat in a day
*I don't give a fuck what the background information is
*I don't give a fuck if you want Observations in the report

I don't give a fuck what you said in the meeting, I'm not writing more than 4 sentences in my asbestos report!

by Hawkeye6262 September 14, 2023

I don't give a sheep

such as the words "I do not give a shit" but this one is more subtle (very suitable for children under 18 years old)

An older person: Hey kid, did your parents never taught manners? why language like that?
Small children: I don't give a sheep sir. I think you are too stupid.

by soundbreak February 8, 2014

I don't give a hootnanny

1. An southern way of saying "I don't care"

2. The lamest comeback ever (unless you're two)

-"Hey man, you're bitch tits are showing"
-"I don't give a hootnanny!"

by persondudeman January 5, 2011

i dont give a hockey

used by dumb people usually named stefan

person 1: hey stefan. u suck
stefan: i dont give a hockey
person 1: *looks it up on urban*

by mrs.kitcat April 5, 2017

I Couldn't Give the Fourth

literally translated as "I could care less."

"I couldn't give the fourth about women."

by doogface March 21, 2012