used to state that a story is 100% true, no matter now insane, silly, or crazy it sounds, "one cent" is the part stating that not even 1% of this story is fake
by Insert inside joke here July 13, 2022
Get the I shit you not one centmug. by Greek knight November 6, 2013
Get the I don't give a shitmug. When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!
by Seth Martin Dresser October 15, 2018
Get the I don't give a shitmug. A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.
Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.
by TigerW September 4, 2005
Get the I GOTTA TAKE A SHITmug. An ailment that causes one to not care about the consequences of their actions or give up on their goals.
"Hey man, you're getting fat again. What happened to your diet?"
"The I don't give a shits came early this year."
"The I don't give a shits came early this year."
by Gleen707 April 26, 2019
Get the I don't give a shitsmug. I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter.
Gamer 1#: Dude your computer sucks, you shell out $2000 for a kicass rig, and still run it on a piece of shit CRT monitor.
Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.
Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.
by Lime Lynx April 4, 2007
Get the I don't give a shitmug. by CurlyWire October 9, 2006
Get the I don't do that shitmug.