I shit you not one cent

used to state that a story is 100% true, no matter now insane, silly, or crazy it sounds, "one cent" is the part stating that not even 1% of this story is fake
"i shit you not one cent, the tiger did a backflip" roger said to george
by Insert inside joke here July 13, 2022
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I don't give a shit

We say or use this phrase when we don't care or are not interested in what someone says or does.
Bryan:guys,i have bought a new car

worth 7 million.
Ryan:i don't give a shit about your car.
by Greek knight November 06, 2013
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I don't give a shit

When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!
"I went to work and did a half ass job on everything and got fired! I don't give a shit!"
by Seth Martin Dresser October 15, 2018
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I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.
Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.
by TigerW August 10, 2005
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I don't give a shits

An ailment that causes one to not care about the consequences of their actions or give up on their goals.
"Hey man, you're getting fat again. What happened to your diet?"
"The I don't give a shits came early this year."
by Gleen707 April 26, 2019
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I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter.
Gamer 1#: Dude your computer sucks, you shell out $2000 for a kicass rig, and still run it on a piece of shit CRT monitor.

Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.
by Lime Lynx March 29, 2007
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I don't do that shit

Used to avoid responsibility for some onerous task.
Andy: Karl, the SVN server is bust.
Karl: I don't do that shit.
by CurlyWire October 09, 2006
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