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im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance 

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

brad im sorry safe bredwin 

hey brad this is my apology letter im extremely sorry for all the mean words im sorry brad

sorry by Kenzie
brad is actually really safe brad im sorry safe bredwin

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

When your boyfriend nuts in you, In a Concerning twist you say POGCHAMP but In a M. Night Shyamalan twist he is disturbed, what happens next?
IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME! It was just so good!

im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament 

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.
Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

im sorry 

A phrase people use when they make a mistake or do something wrong. It is showing that you did not mean to do anything wrong.
Person 1: "I can't believe you broke my vase! It was an expensive antique!"
Person 2: "im sorry.."
Person 1: "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
Person 2: :(
im sorry by -'im crying inside'- November 14, 2021

Im sorry, WHAT??? 

when someone says something so utterly stupid, so confusing, you say this
Gentleman 1: I ate a coke bottle
Gentleman 2: im sorry, WHAT???