Hypno

Hypno is the Pedophile of the Pokemon world.Often seen trying to hypnotise children. They can be Found in cities,forests,parks,outside your childs window.There have been few documented cases of hypno actully raping children.This is a rare case as your typical hypno would erase the childs memory after it has finnishedits buisness.

Little Girl: Mommy There's a strange yellow man with a pocket watch and a long nose following me.
Mother: Thats a hypno sweetie you must never go near those .....ever in your life
Little Girl:Okay
Hypno: Awww shit i was so close.

by Rayquazafing July 10, 2010

hyposuction

Rickyism for "liposuction".

To fat, assistant trailer park supervisor: "Why don't you fuck off? Go get some hyposuction!"

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

hypnotoad

1. Prominent character on program 'Everybody Loves Hypnotoad'

2. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

"I love hypnotoad."

by debaser May 9, 2004

Hypos

The term used when one starts making caffeine induced typos at an accelerated rate.

hye I'm drinking a lot of coffeee if don't mind the hypos I'm doing stuff faster than usual

by c4ncll3 October 21, 2009

Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance

(n); When one is fully aware that they are overlooking the serious flaws in their partner's personality because he/she is so physically attractive, yet continues to willingly remain under their trance.

Adam suffers from Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance; he is aware that he is overlooking the serious flaws in Eve's psycho personality, and continues dating her because of her smokin' hot bod.

by lyssaloo June 30, 2009

Hypnocrite

A person who tells you one thing then does the opposite. then when you pull them up on it they convince you that you are a sea otter (or something else). Like a hypocrite, but with a twist.

Jan is a real hypnocrite, Last week I tried to tell her she wasn't doin' the job the way she said it had to be done and next thing I know I am clucking like a chicken...

by David the librarian August 2, 2010

hypnox

1. masturbating

1. Alright, see ya, I got to go hypnox 57 times to that revenge site you sent me.

by srcrawkfish January 20, 2009