a slutty homosexual.
girl 1: were you with jenny again last night?
girl 2: no, she's so two nights ago. i was with chelsea
girl 1: aww shit you'se a hoemo
girl 2: no, she's so two nights ago. i was with chelsea
girl 1: aww shit you'se a hoemo
by muffaluffagus November 17, 2009
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The emotional reaction a male has when he expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis.
The emotional reaction a male has when he expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis.
Male A: “Dude, check out the sweet tits on that chick over there!”
Male B: “Nice bro! But uh gross. There’s some lady breastfeeding her baby right next to her. Disgusting!”
Male A: “Dude. That doesn’t make any sense. You gotta check those hemotions.”
Male B: “Nice bro! But uh gross. There’s some lady breastfeeding her baby right next to her. Disgusting!”
Male A: “Dude. That doesn’t make any sense. You gotta check those hemotions.”
by clevername July 19, 2018
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A condition where you have a lot of farts built up, but when you go to fart, it's really hard to make it come out, because everything is dry down there, and you have to push and it feels like a bubble on your butthole.
by indieguru February 21, 2009
Get the Hemorrhoid Farts mug.A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.
Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004
Get the hemorrhoid butter mug.(verb) to have a "shit hemmorage" refers to the sudden loss of sphincter control due to response of sudden surprise, fear and/or excitement.
As in:
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"
or
"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"
or
"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"
by JuXta-pose! August 24, 2006
Get the Shit hemorrage mug.A cross between an emo and a hug
The aim is to let out your feelings of hurt and angst and the general misery of your life towards the other person in a hug.
The aim is to let out your feelings of hurt and angst and the general misery of your life towards the other person in a hug.
Ellie 'dude i feel emo today, my life sucks'
Theo 'lay a hemog on me'
'Look at those gays hemoging it's really quite beautiful isnt it?'
Theo 'lay a hemog on me'
'Look at those gays hemoging it's really quite beautiful isnt it?'
by meoooooooowwie May 24, 2009
Get the Hemog mug.When you're having anal sex and popping a hemorrhoid of the receiver--this leads a bloody imprint shaped like a heart on the giver.
Frank was butt-fucking Harry up his anus when Frank popped Harry's huge hemorrhoid, leaving behind a hemorrhoid heart on Frank's love-sack and space shuttle.
by shitabrick December 22, 2009
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