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Hotel Slut

This is a description of a female who looks for a male sex partner, then lures him to a hotel for sex. She is normally married to a wealthy man and therefore can afford a hotel room and does not have to worry about being caught and losing her inheritance. Normally these females are quite elderly, yet carry themselves with a hint of grace. These ladies are similar to a money slut, with the only difference being that a hotel slut is more interested in sex than money.
Jim: I was out last weekend and met a great looking woman, she was a bit old and married, but she took me to a hotel and let me have my wicked way with her, it was great!
Andy: Wow, she must be a "Hotel Slut", those ladies are rare!
Jim: Yeah I know, the only problem is she gave me a STD and the doctor says I will probably never be able to have children.
Andy: Thats terrible, are you going to see her again?
Jim: Damn right I am, I don't want kids anyway! I'm meeting her in a hotel for sex in 30 minutes!
by Paul Fleming July 29, 2006
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Hotel Hoppin

When anywhere from 2-4 friends, usually males. Drive to a nearby hotel or motel. And use the vicinities to pick up girls or even talk to girls. Usually done around the pool.
Bleu: "Hey Joey lets go hotel hoppin!"
Joey: "After we pick up Toph"
by BHO8706 March 6, 2007
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Hotel & Restaurant Management

A degree plan that costs tens of thousands of dollars so that one day you can work at the minimum wage job of your choice at your respective restaurant or hotel.
Jen: "Hey I just graduated with my degree in Hotel & Restaurant Management!"

Ben: "Excellent! Where are you working?"

Jen: "The front desk at the Marriott!"

Ben: "Oh...cool. My 18 year old brother works the desk too."
by Mojavis September 10, 2009
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hotel sex

1. Wild, dirty porno sex triggered by the anonymous, one-night-only, set-like quality of a hotel room. After sex, participants may also revel knowing that they made a mess that some random person will clean.

2. Doing it with reckless abandon.
Marty: "Who knew all these months of yoga would pay off last weekend at the Holiday Inn?! Blanche and I tried positions I didn't think were humanly possible!"

Sam: "Ooooh yeah, I love hotel sex! Sometimes after a dry spell, Sheila and I will rent a room at the Knotty Pines for a few hours to jumpstart things again."
by bellhop July 7, 2011
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Hotel Royal Essex

Euphamism for Hot Oral Sex. Originally coined in Revenge of the Nerds part II.
"I cant wait for my gf's period to end so I can go down and take her to Hotel Royal Essex."
"I hear our local senator got caught with some floozy at the Hotel Royal Essex"
by watercat March 14, 2008
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Hotel Seelow

A house in the Call of Duty 5 multiplayer map "Seelow" that was used to hide in from enemy tanks. Many refugees would hide in it as well. But has since been destroyed and everyone in it was killed. No one has seen any of the original members of Hotel Seelow since.
Oh my god! There are way too many tanks! We have to take cover in Hotel Seelow!
by Hagrid's mother June 8, 2009
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Hotel Ballroom

The official meeting place of atheists. Almost every meeting, speech, or convention involving any explicitly atheist groups are found in hotel ballrooms.
"We're consenting to be thought of as a cranky subculture that meets in hotel ballrooms." -Sam Harris
by deltakilo7 April 21, 2011
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