lasagna hotpocket

When it's a hot sweaty day and woman who is on her period and has a yeast infection, her vagina resembles a slice of lasagna. The ricotta cheese and meat sauce wrapped in melted mozzarella and soft lasagna noodle is what is between this woman's legs.

It's so hot out i have a lasagna hotpocket in my pants! Hot and nasty!

by Loadedtatertot June 4, 2019

Burnt hotpocket

the action of shitting in someone else's asshole and lighting the shit on fire

"bro my ass hurts" "what happened bro" "my mom made a burnt hotpocket out of me" "duck dude that shit crazy"

by ButtASSNAKEDWITHSUACEONMYDICK April 10, 2021

Cowboy Hotpocket

When a man buttfucks a person from behind by wrapping his unit around the person like a cowboy lasso.

"I can barely walk straight after he gave me a cowboy hotpocket..."

by Silly_Mike October 3, 2022

Alabama Hotpocket

When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.

“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”

by cwbyz April 12, 2023

Hotpocket powers

Super powers used by a couple who love each other to thwart relationship ruiners but conjuring boiling lava hot hotpockets and squeezing them into peoples faces. Users may or may not wear matching "H" and "P" costumes.

This faggot is trying to break us up, lets use our hotpocket powers and melt his flesh!

by Juzz, AMR March 22, 2009

Hotpocket

Shit in a bag. Have sex with a lady. After sex, slap her in the face with the bag of poop.

Girl 1:"Hey, Why did you and Jeremy break up?"
Girl 2:"We were having sex, then after, instead of snuggling, he hotpocketed me."

by Catie Blalock January 3, 2008

Jewabama hotpocket

An Alabama hot pocket with a jew involved

Dude that dirty jew got jewabama hotpocketed

by Kapenkrunk June 14, 2011