courey horton

a mamahuevo that be tellin boys este loco dame huevo si gusta u get some dinero si quieres mas dile huepa rub my thingy i rub ur lecka.
by Pierre Plath October 10, 2003
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A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.
Can I get a peach drink?

“Sure; $1.99
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
“Of course; $7”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023
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ladue Horton Watkins high

Actually best school is Missouri
Better than Marquette

Much better than Clayton

Educates your children the CORRECT way
by Poopymonkeybaby December 23, 2024
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Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.
Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me
by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024
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Horton's Disease

Having one foot larger than the other.
Sam: Yo, dude I have Horton's disease.
Bill: What? Is it catching?
Sam: Well check your shoe size and find out?
by Elephantus October 02, 2011
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jess horton

a random girl who lives in salford and orders a happy meal, diet coke, and a mayo chicken with no mayo and no lettuce from maccies daily
jess horton loves a good maccies
by badman10101001 February 17, 2020
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Horton hears a snitch

The domestically abused brother of Horton from the popular Dr. Suess book "Horton hears the who". He was arrested for the murder of their abusive father. 3 days later Horton notified the police, and the brother was arrested at 4:32 am on December 11 of 2017. Ever since that day the brother hates snitches
When Horton hears a snitch a bitch about to be shot
by Defult dan the meme man December 09, 2018
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