Proximity Hotness

Definition: A person who is regarded as 'hot' only because they are close by or seen everyday.

Examples:

ex 1- " Joan is hot eh?"

" No she isn't. It's just because she working in our office, your suffering from proximity hotness..."

ex 2 - That dude is hot eh?"

" No he isn't. It's just because your in jail, your suffering from proximity hotness...

Other examples: office hot, school hot, some milfs, in rare occasions 'girl next door' is just proximity hotness or the dreaded jail hot.

Proximity hotness is also effected by the talent of hotness you see day to day. Less talent= more susceptible to proximity hotness.

by oakvilleBIGL October 30, 2011

dog harness

A loop of leather or metal that is designed to fit around a mans penis and draw it under and back behind the legs to reduce the genital profile while wearing tight clothing.

This dog harness is pretty uncomfortable.

by Kalenth777 May 30, 2014

Josie Harness

Someone Who Pours Glue On kids and likes to get in trouble on the bus by throwing paper. (Also A Visco Girl) SKsKsKsksk

JOsie HaRneSS StoP PouRing GluE All OvER That thot.

by MemeMachine69420 January 2, 2020

demarco holness

dosent like sharing robux

demarco holness thinks paying 1,000 robux for 10,000 dh cash is too low of a price

by ijustinescreditcard September 18, 2021

Samuel Harness

The Samuel Harness is a one of its kind coffee you can order at Tim Hortons. It consists of an extra large cup and for sugar and for cream. This makes it an XL poor by four. into words it could be described as silky sweet! It could almost be described as milky sweet but that would be too sake. It is actually so colourful and cute that you just might want to Google it. And while you’re at it, you may also want to find the Wi-Fi who also happens to be a hooker… Not just any hooker; but the kind that will end world good question wondering I don’t know we’re all kind of Elaine world frustration. Oh wait a moment that was Siri being drunk again, she clearly meant to say hunger. And if you don’t know now you know too early in the morning for me. Again I think Siri is drunk because she clearly meant to say the N-word. Do you know what the N-word is never.So true. IOENO000 sweet home Alabama

Can I get me a samuelharness around here? Tour where can I find a samuelharness in the mountains? Or give me a Amber F and Samuel harness or I blow this up! Give me a samuelharness or I’ll have a hissy fit!!!

by Kora-lea Beth Hooker-Harness 🌮 April 7, 2022

trifecta of hotness

A group of three people who are astoundingly hot individualy and add to the other two members of the trifecta of hotness' hotness just by being.

Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki and Misha Collins of Supernatural are the most common example of the trifecta of hotness.

by PiscisCruor September 21, 2013

State-side Hotness Rating

During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.

Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.

by MarkyMark33 May 17, 2014