1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again
2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper
2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper
by Morpheus11122 May 10, 2012
A dumb ass nigga that cant guard the teams point guard bc he is raw asf and they ear curry every lunch sometime get injured all the fucking time “ryan”
Aryan is an indian hooper
by Chrisyjuan November 01, 2019
God damn, don't you just hate when you're tryna go to Marley's Sports bar with the boys and it's just crowded with a bunch of Jungle Hoopers
by Mattsx03 April 02, 2024
the man i look up to. to marry. for him and i to have the share of a kid together and a pet. to be able to spend valentines day with this man. i want to live the rest of my life with him.
by unknownbaddie123 December 02, 2020
A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)
Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
by saintssintoo January 12, 2025
People (typically females) that prefer men that play basketball primarily over other men. Tend to bounce between them.
by Zoom19 May 01, 2022
by Eva3028 May 01, 2020