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howering

When you’re so tired that you have to take a cold shower to stay awake and you try to tell your friends what your doing, but your so tired that you can’t say the word shower
Dude I was so tired so I just finished howering
by Anjonu April 23, 2018
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Hovering

When one of your friends hold your vape without hitting it for a substantial amount of time.
Hey man have you hit the vape yet?”
Oh shit no sorry man I’ve been hovering!”
by anonoymousbrother July 5, 2018
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Hypering

When you're really mediocre at COD/CS but you want to have good stats so you VPN to an easier server and hope that nobody notices.
Yo, I was hypering last night and got a 5-9 K-D on the normal servers right after.
by Truthdoctah April 12, 2022
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Hovering Shan

Whilst hovering above the toilet (typically to avoid touching a very unclean toilet seat) you accidentally poop on the toilet.
"I had to poop, and my only option was a Porta Potty. Unfortunately it was extremely gross in there, so I had to hover above the seat and accidently did a Hovering Shan"
by CLTKOW April 30, 2022
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hooping

Causing a hoopla or a scene or being liable to do so on account of being in a state not conducive toward maintaining standard decorum and being in the presence of a relatively sizable audience.

When your head is spinning. Going around in circles mentally or physically. Being over excited, hyperactive or erratic. Typically indicates some loss of self control or coordination. Similar to hopping mad but not quite as intense. Unable to keep still and prancing/dancing around.

When someone says they are hooping it is usually to indicate that they should lower then expectations and not necessarily assume the person's superfluous movements or actions are the result of intent. This may describe a state with partial similarities to desperately needing to pee. See the urinal dance.

This is a little like saying you a tipsy, wasted, baked, drunk, buzzing or woozy except more toward being in more of an alert state than a sleepy inattentive state. It would tend to imply being loopy, dizzy, frantic, jittery, fidgety, etc. May suggest being distracted and perhaps panic. In some degree of disarray. Unable to entirely handle a situation or not being in a suitable state to fully conduct yourself accordingly.

Typically implies a state in response to having taken drugs and/or having received a shock.
Dave: Why are you so clumbsy all of a sudden?
Steve: That last hit seems to have gone to my head. I'm hooping all over the place.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 29, 2023
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Scissor-hooping

The act between two girls, one on top of the other. The top is straddling and kissing the bottoms boobs. As the bottom is humping and groping the top. (No matter how hard this may be) this act can only be preformed between two females. Or els it would be called:
Weenier-slicing
Girl 1-"So what where you and that chick doing last night?"
Girl 2-"nothing, just a little scissor-hooping!"

Girl 1-"Damn, I am so proud, you got her down and hooping!"
by Gray&gay May 25, 2014
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Hoovering

A sexual practice in which the penis is inserted either partially or fully in the vagina, but no thrusting is allowed. The rationale being that as long as no thrusting or movement occurs the act is not considered intercourse, thus maintaining virginal status and/or keeping one's number of sexual partners low. This is reportedly popular among Christian youth.
She told me we couldn't have sex, but she was down for hoovering!
by Malc. August 27, 2007
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